I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded hunty, to slay and to drag, from this day forward, for snatched, for filth, in slayage and in reading, until this gig do us part
*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?
im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor
it’s a simile
A Quick Guide on Appropriate Times To Send Hate
- there are none
- there is never a good time to send hate
- go to sleep
Stop making women feel bad about shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about not shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about having sex.
Stop making women feel bad about not having sex.
Stop hating all men because some men are assholes.
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused